| Grandma Wiggins gives her opinion on my deviant ID. |


Weighted Companion CubeI loved you.Weighted Companion Cube
I really did.
You've lead me through the puzzles.
The dungeons.
The fire.
You stuck by me.
Always.
I'll always understand what you had to go through.
But never.
Never forgive me.
I have hurt you.
&nbs


3rd Grade Writing Turkey Lives(Read Description First)3rd Grade Writing Turkey Lives
My dear citisins of Goblelania it is the Season that some of us are taken away. Said the presiden. So lets hibernate said the president good idea said justice old connor.
They next day, they got redey for take off. So they flew an flew and flew.They flew around the world and landed in Honalulu the most safest place. Why was hat the place they landed because they eat pigs for thanksgiving.
Down in the states stuff was NOT going so well turkey's are missing and nobody can find them.
In Honalulu they whear having a blast.
they played vally ball and a


Ode to the Ski MaskSki mask, ski mask. Lovely, lovely ski mask. Commit a crime and skip the time, Because nobody saw your face!Ode to the Ski Mask
Ski mask, ski mask. Darling, darling ski mask. Made of wool, yet made with love, Protects your skin from mace!
So won't you buy a ski mask, (They really are quite fitting.) And burglarize the house you'd like, It sure beats baby-sitting!


Tyrannosaurus Dad"Granddad got his foot caught in an escalator," Dad said. "The hospital called and said he was trying to shoot a music video. Do you know anything about this?" Monty stuffed a glob of caramel popcorn into her mouth and dove under the blanket, which is the closest she could get to completely disappearing. Dads are a lot like the Tyrannosaurus Rex; if it isn't talking or moving, they generally lose interest. "Monty," said Dad sternly. "Kid, are you listening to me?" Don't make any sudden movements... She crunched a particularly caramel-y piece of popcorn and flinched. Sensing the movement, Dad tore the blankeTyrannosaurus Dad


10 Nonsensical Pick-Up Lines10. Are you from Bikini Bottom? Because I'd Krabby your Patty. 9. If a maid was born every time I thought you were beautiful, the world would be a cleaner place. 8. If a maid died every time I thought you were beautiful, the world would be a dirtier place. 7. Do you go on deviantART? I think I'd like to be your Fella. 6. Is your favorite color green? No? ...Damn, there goes the joke. 5. Can I be your valedictorian? Because I'd like to top your class. 4. Are you a broken staple? Because I'd like to magnetically pull you out of my finger. 3. If I had a crayon for every time I thought about you, I'd draw10 Nonsensical Pick-Up Lines
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Live, laugh, love and all that crap.
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